TMR Zoo Babe of the Moment: Rachel Wichert

Posted by Steve Tomassetti On August - 10 - 2010 ADD COMMENTS

Tired of seeing the same old celebrities and swimsuit models in the same old celebrity bikini galleries? Well, the “Babe of the Moment” is the TMR Zoo’s attempt to bring you some fresh new faces, and bodies, that you haven’t seen over and over again whenever you are on your daily internet search for hot chicks. We have plenty of bikini babes for you, so sit back and enjoy the moment…

Sign: Sagittarius
Hometown: Austin, TX
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Measurements: 36C-28-38
Height: 5’7

Hobbies: writing poetry, listening to music, working out, reading.

Skills: cooking, writing, and so much more..

Talent: modeling, making everyone smile!

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In my AFC North Preview I referred to the AFC North as the most drama fill division in football. Looking at The Cincinnati Bengals arrest records, The Baltimore Ravens duel murderers and The Pittsburgh Steelers alleged (again) rapist Quarterback you have to agree with me.

Still no player in the history of the NFL has been the center of more drama than Princess Brett Favre.

If he isn’t crying like a little girl about a retirement that isn’t happening he is bitching about his bumps and bruises. I think I liked Brett better when he was an alcoholic pill head. The new Brett pisses me off. A real Mississippi man sticks to his word and is true to his friends and teammates. Read the rest of this entry »

I have seen a lot of drama in the NFL. No division has more drama that the AFC North. Never before has more morons been in one division. Ironically the team with the least drama in the AFC North has a murderer for its defensive leader and just signed another killer to the offence.

This division has been dominated for years by The Pittsburg Steelers. No team can lose its three biggest offensive threats and hope to take its division. Gone are Wide receiver Santonio Holmes and running back Willie Parker. In addition to these losses Ben Roethlisberger is looking at a 4 – 6 game suspension. Read the rest of this entry »

Being a southern boy my emotions run strong when talking about the AFC South. First off Indiana is not in the south, it is in the mid-west. Originally the Indianapolis Colts were in the AFC East which didn’t make much sense either.

Still Payton Manning is a southern boy and a lot of folks say we look alike so he gets a pass for being such a good looking fella.

Last season cornerback Tracy Porter shattered Peyton’s Superbowl dreams and delayed Peyton’s legacy as the greatest passer of all times. If The Colts had won that game Peyton would have been crowned as the NFL’s greatest passer on the spot. Read the rest of this entry »

TMR Zoo Babe of the Moment: Meagan Harmeyer

Posted by Steve Tomassetti On August - 2 - 2010 ADD COMMENTS

Tired of seeing the same old celebrities and swimsuit models in the same old celebrity bikini galleries? Well, the “Babe of the Moment” is the TMR Zoo’s attempt to bring you some fresh new faces, and bodies, that you haven’t seen over and over again whenever you are on your daily internet search for hot chicks. We have plenty of bikini babes for you, so sit back and enjoy the moment…

Sign: Virgo
Hometown: San Antonio
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Measurements: 36/27/37
Height: 5’5″

Hobbies: activities with my daughter (i.e board games, nintendo ds), modeling, performance cars

Skills: microwave cooking Read the rest of this entry »

My new bosses here at TMRZoo .com told me to try to keep these previews brief. I guess I can get a little long winded when talking about football. Momma thought I was going to be a mute until I was 5 years old, then for some reason I just started talking. Some folk say I haven’t shut up since. The thing I like to talk about most is football. Well football and women. So I am going to hit you with a bit of both. Here is my AFC West preview and predictions and some pictures of the hottest fans of the AFC West.

Unless you have been kicked in the head by a cow everyone knows this is The San Diego Charger’s division to loose. The one thing that could cause San Diego to loose this division is they can not stop the run.

The Chargers get The Kansas City Chiefs no-name running back corps on week one. Then it is out of the frying pan and into the fire as last year’s 20th rated run defense tries to stop The Jacksonville Jaguar’s monster running back Maurice Jones-Drew.

Leon Washington and The Seattle Seahawks face the Chargers in week two and Frank Gore’s 49ers are on the schedule later in the year. Read the rest of this entry »

Legendary actor Lawrence Fishburn’s daughter is taking what she hopes is the fast track to celebrity. At first blush it looks like it is working. Montana Fishburn aka Chippy D is releasing a sex tape this week. Montana is not claiming this tape is leaked or stolen. Sher is releasing it herself in hopes of catapulting her career.

Fishburne said she is mimicking the career of her idol Kim Kardashian and supported her choice to do the tape by saying “Kim’s way to success was through her sextapes, so I don’t see anything wrong in making some of my own, so that I can take a step in the right direction to get into showbiz”. Read the rest of this entry »

As MTV’s hit reality show Jersey Shore kicks off its second season this week, Playboy.com’s photographers hit the notorious Seaside Heights boardwalk to show the world what real Jersey Girls are made of.

The result? Four of the Garden State’s finest, wearing little more than a spray tan and black hair extensions, strut their stuff online for Playboy.com’s “Real Girls of Jersey Shore” pictorial (www.playboy.com/jerseyshore).

Garden State babes Allison Torres, Mandie C, Jessica Leigh and Joy Glass school Snooki on what Jersey girls are all about as they show off their sex appeal and sass in the site’s very Jersey-fied photo gallery and video reels. They also shed some light on what the situation is really like at the Shore. Read the rest of this entry »

No one would disagree the fact the AFC East is one of the most competitive and talented divisions in the NFL. The balance of power in this division shifts from decade to decade among it’s teams. This year the next shift of power will be complete. All eyes this year are on Miami. The rebuilding is done. It is time for Parcells and crew to put up or shut up.

Bill has been bold, he was quick to get rid of fan favorite Zack Thomas. This year Joey Porter and Jason Taylor have been shown the door. This is after an embarrassing performance by The Dolphins defense last year. Read the rest of this entry »

Since last spring, Girls Gone Wild has been traveling the country in search of “The Hottest Girl in America,” and inviting fans to vote for the one girl who deserves the title. All the action has been captured for a groundbreaking series on HDNet, “Girls Gone Wild Presents: Search for the Hottest Girl in America.” Just last night, the top twenty girls were named, leading up to the show’s finale on Thursday, July 29 at 10:00 p.m. PT/1:00 a.m. ET (Friday, July 30) when HDNet and GGW crown the winner!

Girls Gone Wild’s private jet and million-dollar tour buses have hit America’s wildest clubs, campuses, and beaches to meet thousands of wild college girls willing to do anything to be voted the “Hottest Girl in America.” The viewers have spoken, and now it is down to the top twenty. They are: Read the rest of this entry »

Lindsay Lohan Gets Another Mugshot For Her Portfolio

Posted by Steve Tomassetti On July - 20 - 2010 ADD COMMENTS

Today, fallen child star Lindey Lohan surrendered at the Beverly Hills Courthouse to start her three-month jail sentence. The mugshot taken today is featured to the left and her second since a DUI arrest in 2007. Officials say it is extremely unlikely that Lohan will serve the full sentence, and 2 weeks to 1 month is more likely due to “credits” she is bound to receive.

Lindsy will serve her shortened time in a “celebrity” isolation unit that also housed former high-profile law breakers such as Paris Hilton and Michelle Rodriguez. Mmmmmmmmm…. oh, sorry, I was imagining all three of them in the same cell at the same time… in prison-issue orange thongs. Read the rest of this entry »

Miss Karin Noelle (not Karen Noel) Heisey has been named the August spokes model for Howard TV, Howard Stern’s On Demand Cable Channel. This time it was Ronnie “The Limo Driver” Mund that declared her “The Hottest Miss Howard TV yet” and not the usual Artie Lange.

Just as each Miss Howard TV before her, Karin was in the studio for her “up close and personal” interview by Howard and the Stern Show crew. Karin did not disappoint.

Per HowardTV.com, Karin is 23 years old with vital stats of: 5’1″ tall, 103 lbs and her measurements are 32D-23-31.

Below are some pics we found on Karin around the web. As we always do, her official Howard TV bikini photoshoot gallery and video will be posted as soon as we get it. Click any image below to see the full-sized pic: Read the rest of this entry »

FriendFinder Networks Inc. announced today that it has made a proposal to acquire Playboy Enterprises, Inc. for $210 million. FriendFinder Networks, one of the world’s leading internet-based social networking companies, owns over 30,000 web sites with over 350 million registrants in over 180 countries, offering a wide variety of online services.

FriendFinder Networks believes its proposal is in the best interest of Playboy Enterprises and its stockholders, providing a basis for future growth of the Playboy brand and enhancing the Playboy legacy. With over 200,000 affiliates in its network, FriendFinder Networks maintains one of the world’s largest internet affiliate programs, providing the Playboy brand the ability to help extend its global reach. Marc Bell, FriendFinder Networks’ Chief Executive Officer, says, “We are very excited about the prospect for the combination of Playboy Enterprises and FriendFinder Networks. Read the rest of this entry »

penthouse-coverIt has been a busy week back from vacation for Howard Stern and the crew. After two days of catching up on Mel Gibson’s bat shit crazy racist rantings and the YouTube “Double Rainbow” original and auto-tune song clips, the show jumped back into it’s forte… hot chicks.

In the studio this morning were pornstars/Penthouse Pets Lela Star and McKenzie Miles. Sorry, but I have to post all the alternatives to spelling these girls names since you only heard them on the radio and most of America can’t spell… Layla Starr, Makenzie Myles, McKenzie Miles, Leyla Star. The two were promoting their July-August 2010 appearance in Penthouse Magazine. The two are featured on the cover as you can see to the upper left. Read the rest of this entry »

TMR Zoo Babe of the Moment: Meredith Gilbert

Posted by Steve Tomassetti On July - 11 - 2010 ADD COMMENTS

Tired of seeing the same old celebrities and swimsuit models in the same old celebrity bikini galleries? Well, the “Babe of the Moment” is the TMR Zoo’s attempt to bring you some fresh new faces, and bodies, that you haven’t seen over and over again whenever you are on your daily internet search for hot chicks. We have plenty of bikini babes for you, so sit back and enjoy the moment…

meredith-mainSign: Taurus
Hometown: Katy, TX
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Blue/Green
Measurements: 36D, 25, 36
Height: 5’10

Hobbies: Cooking, Floating on rivers, Dancing, Animals, Crafts, 4-Wheeling, Fishing/Boating, Vacations, My 2 Kiddos, Driving, Laying, and of course Modeling/Promotional Events!!
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Hooters girls patying bikiniThe most beautiful Hooters Girls from Hooters’ 455 locations around the World will be competing at the Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant on July 10th. This year, 100 Hooters Girls from Australia to Atlanta are heading to Fort Lauderdale, FL to compete for $150,000 in cash and prizes at the 14th Annual Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant.

The Hooters Girl contestants were selected to represent their hometowns by competing in local swimsuit contests or were individually chosen to represent their Hooters location. They were selected from over 17,000 Hooters Girls worldwide who presently work in one of the 455 Hooters restaurants across the world. Read the rest of this entry »