Hi, My name is Cletus. I am the newest member of the TMR Zoo staff. My family and friends call me Cletus. Except for my dad, he called me fat-head, but hasn’t since he fell off the roof of the double-wide fixin’ a garbage can lid into a satellite dish. Now he just lays there all day while my momma feeds him applesauce. My momma calls me Cletus.
Workin’ here at the Zoo, I’ve made lots of good friends already. The guys here are great, and the sponsors are even greater. I gets lots of free stuff. Recently I got a fancy Swiss Army Bag wit some Axe hair gel in it. The stuff is great, but as you can see by my Facebook profile, I ain’t got much hair to use it on. I guess I could give it to my pygmy goat Sheila, but she don’t like being all fancy and done up like that… believe me, I know.
Since I ain’t gonna use it, I’m gonna give the bag and gel away in a contest. I’m not good at figgerin’ stuff out, so this contest is gonna be real easy. All you have to do is “like” this contest by clicking the button to the left, and then “Like” the TMRzoo.com Facebook Page. You can friend me if you want, that won’t hurt your chances, but it prolly won’t help you either. I’m still trying to understand this Facebook thing, so I can use all the friends I can get.
Since it took me four hours to write everything above, I’m going to turn this over to my boss Steve to tell you about the prize and the rules of this contest. Thanks for listenin’ to me!
Prize: AXE Shine Pomade in Swiss Army Bag
Cufflinks optional. For the for the smooth shine you need, for however long you need it. Use AXE Shine Hair Pomade to perfect your smooth and sophisticated style. Unfortunately, no matter how many items from the great AXE product line he uses, Cletus could never be smooth OR sophisticated… and he doesn’t have any hair, so this is your lucky day. The AXE hair gel comes in a great Swiss Army Toiletry Bag.
For some great grooming tips and more information on the AXE product line, check out our article on how YOU can Achieve The Classic Rat Pack/Mad Men Look.
Entering this contest couldn’t be easier. If you have a Facebook account, simply click the “Like” Button in the Facebook widget below, then “Recommend” this contest via the button to the left to spread the word to your friends and family. After that, simply enter your name, exactly as it is on your Facebook account, in the field below the widget. If you are already a fan, all you have to do is enter your name. Once you are a fan, you can enter this contest every day until the contest closes to increase your chances of being selected the winner.
See, easy!
This contest is open to all residents of the United States, and will close on August 12th, 2010 at 11:59 pm EST. You can enter only once per day per Facebook account. The winner will be chosen at random and notified via a message to their Facebook account… so make sure you can receive messages. We’ll also post the winner’s name on our page. Multiple entries in a 24 hour period by any entrant will result in disqualification. The TMR Zoo will not be responsible for lost or missing mail. Good luck!!
You can also share this contest with your other Social Network friends by hitting the share this post feature below. We know who forwards the contest to their friends and it WILL help your chances of winning.
Good luck!
