You didn’t have to listen to your radio very long this morning to find out you were listening to the Howard Stern Show. Only a short commercial break separated a segment featuring a drunk midget (Wee-Matt, not Wee Man from Jackass) from a ride on a sex machine involving a 4′-9″ pornstar with an 80 year old man.
Yes, the day had finally arrived, Little Lupe Fuentes was finally going to ride the Sybian sex machine with it’s inventor, Dave Lambert. The big event was originally scheduled last September, but the 80 year old Lambert fell off a horse and injured himself, so he could not participate.
When the odd pair entered the studio, Lupe seemed very reluctant to get on the sex machine because Dave said he needed to hold her during the ride. She thought Dave would try to have sex with her during the ride. She seemed to calm down a bit when Dave told her that his 80-year old penis did not work any more and that his role on the Sybian with her was not sexual.
Finally the two mounted the Sybian and Lupe immediately started to freak out screaming “this is so weird” when Dave held her. She was calmed down with some coaching by Howard. She did not cooperate as the machine started to vibrate, but soon got into it. Once again Dave coached her during the whole ride repeatedly with “that’s a girls” and “go ahead and cum”. It was just as creepy as the Dave’s on the Sybian with adult film star Raven Alexis.
Lupe said she “got off” and then they tried a second run on the machine. After a few giggles, Lupe got right back into it for an encore and “finished” again. Needing very little goading, they tried a third time which was not a problem for Lupe who said she could “cum many times”. The third time came and went and Howard expressed his disappointment with Lupe’s lack of enthusiasm, which prompted her to thy a fourth time. This time, the actress/pornstar came out and she screamed and cursed during the ride. Also making it’s first appearance was Dave’s infamous line “get the poison out”, which Lupe said made her uncomfortable, so he did not say it prior.
Howard and Dave were much more happy with the third ride, so much so, that they tried it a fourth time. This time, both Dave and Lupe were cursing up a storm, and Lupe was just as enthusiastic as she was during the third ride.
Howard questioned Lupe on whether or not her last two rides were real, and she said they were. She was still creeped out by Dave, saying he looked plastic and screaming as he patted her on the ass after the fourth ride.
Below is some video and pictures featuring Little Lupe during previous appearances on the Stern show and at some other featured events. Click any thumbnail to see the full-sized pic of Lupe… although it is not much bigger than the real thing:
EDIT: The bottom three images below are from the actual Sybian ride this morning and courtesy of HowardStern.com.
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