Despite the talk of Howard Stern taking Simon Cowell’s place on American Idol and the lack of Artie Lange health updates, the Howard Stern show must go on… and that means strippers, midgets and lesbians. At the very least, hot chicks. That’s what Howard TV is bringing you today, Miss Howard TV for February, Danielle Marziani.
When Danielle was in the studio to be announced as Miss Howard TV, Howard and the crew took imediate interest in her many tattoos and piercings. She said she had 19 total and her favorite piercing was the one “in her vagina.” She blamed a friend, who is a piercer, for all of her body art.
Danielle’s biggest revelation is that she hates foreplay, calling it “a waste of my time.” Howard was immediately interested in that and followed up with: “The thing you’re looking for is some meat inside of you.” Danielle agreed: “Oh yeah. Uh-huh.”
Danielle’s vital stats are below, followed by a preview clip of her appearance and her official Howard TV gallery:
– Age: 22
– Height: 5’3″
– Weight: 108
– Measurements: 34D-28-34
– Sign: Leo
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