It was another great morning of radio produced by the King of All Media, Howard Stern. Three former mistresses of Tiger Woods strutted their stuff around the studio in hopes of winning the “Mistress Beauty Pageant.”
Jamie Jungers, Loredana Jolie Ferriolo and Jaimee Grubbs but it was Jamie Junger who won the judges’ hearts and took the crown. She also took home $75,000 and a black diamond ring. Jaimee Grubbs finished second and was awarded $15,000 while Loredana came in third, walking away with $5,000 and a 50″ plasma TV.
Ms. Jungers charmed the judges with very honest and open answers to all of their questions. We all now know that Tiger called her “Jamie Juice”, you can figure out why, and that Woods has a very large circumcised penis and is very good in the sack. What probably clinched the victory was Jamie’s sad admission that she had fallen in love with Tiger and misses him.
Here’s a few more reasons why Jamie Junger took the crown. Click any thumbnail to see the full-sized version:
Check out the video below to see the girls in their bikinis as Howard announces the order the girls finished in. The entire pageant will be re-played on Howard TV, Howard Stern’s On Demand Cable channel. Visit HowardTV.com for more information on the schedule.
There was some debate on the Wrap-up Show, most from Ralph, that the wrong girl won the competition. He said Loredana was by far the hottest and should have been crowned.
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