Easter Morning what a beautiful holiday. Your kids are hopped up on sugar and you are trying your hardest to wrangle the little darlings into their Easter clothes. After that task is done you have a few hours to book at church and then off to the in-laws for dry ham. Even if you get a few minutes to yourself this morning PlayStation Network is still down so forget about that game of Call of Duty Black Ops. Read the rest of this entry »

Hooters is declaring Friday, April 22, National Happy Hour Day kicking off a summer long $5 all day, every day margarita offer. The declaration is a result of a 4 year emphasis on upgrading Hooters Happy Hour atmosphere with the addition of full liquor bars, upgrading TV packages, updating music selections, more comfortable seating and putting a focus on outdoor bars and patios. Hooters has also added a variety of appetizers to complement the undertaking. Read the rest of this entry »

Milla Jovovich pooped out a nipple at the 80th Birthday Gala Concert at Royal Albert Hall in London for Mikhail Gorbachev. Mila was wearing a sheer black dress with a see through component when one of her nipples said “hey let me get a breath of air’. This is a nip slip in the truest fashion as these pictures show. Read the rest of this entry »

Penthouse Magazine’s May cover girl is a familiar face: Penthouse Pet and “Charlie’s Angel” Bree Olson. She made headlines recently as one of Charlie Sheen’s “Goddesses,” but Bree was honored by Penthouse and named Pet of the Month back in March 2008. With her new mainstream popularity, Penthouse wants to give the public more of Bree. Since we can’t take readers behind the scenes at Charlie’s house, Bree is featured in a pictorial that captures her girls’ night with adult model Ash Hollywood. Read the rest of this entry »

Sizzling hot actress Olivia Munn is about to unleash the Dragon. On April 19, Olivia will be joined by supermodel Selita Ebanks to host the official launch party for SKYY Infusions® Dragon Fruit, the newest addition to SKYY®’s innovative, award-winning line of vodkas. Inspired by exotic locales and sultry culinary trends, the first dragon fruit infused vodka available nationwide blends authentic dragon fruit with SKYY’s premium distilled vodka, creating an alluring, distinctive spirit. Read the rest of this entry »

When she marries Prince William, Kate Middleton will join the ranks of Princess Grace of Monaco and Queen Rania of Jordan as one of the most beautiful royals in history, according to the survey. Miss Middleton came in third in the poll, beating the late Diana, Princess of Wales who followed in fourth place. Read the rest of this entry »

To celebrate her repeat appearances on the Howard Stern Show and the April 12th DVD release date of Whitney Cummings’ Money Shot – Live and Uncensored, The Zoo is giving away THREE copies of the DVD, Courtesy of Image Entertainment to THREE lucky winners.

DVD Synopsis:
Money Shot finds Cummings riffing on a wide range of topics chiefly, the differences between men and women and how both tend to behave in relationships. And before you roll your eyes at the very thought of another comic covering this well-worn territory, Cummings has found an approach to the material that’s unique enough to make her take on it very compelling. She’s a foul-mouthed “guy’s girl” who surrenders none of her femininity in order to be accepted by the male half, and she’s just as honest and critical of women as she is of men. Her act never turns into “we’re smart, you’re not.” Well, mostly. Read the rest of this entry »

This morning, in between game show segments of “Who would Little Lupe Fuentes Do?”, Howard Stern had “relationship expert” and former actress Stacey Nelkin in the studio to help the audience out with their sex lives and to also talk about the laundry list of Hollywood actors she has bedded. Stacy has a daily advice blog at thedailyaffair.com. The Daily Affair is the speahead of the “Moderne Marriage” – a movement which advocates total freedom in all marriages and a movement that is pushing heads of state to allow people of all backgrounds and sexual orientations to experience the full benefits that traditional heterosexual marriages offer.

Most excited about Ms. Nelkin’s visit was horror movie buff Richard Christy since she was in Halloween III: Season of the Witch. She talked about how there was no nipple in the movie and in her contract, but they pushed the limits of it as you can see in the black lingerie pics below. With Star Trek alum George Takei in the studio all week, the conversation eventually migrated to fan “conventions”, and how Stacey regularly does horror conventions and charges $20 per autograph. Read the rest of this entry »

For those of you who fantasize about having sex with teen sensation Miley “Hanna Montana” Cyrus, you might be able to get a legal equivalent. Pipedream Products has releases an inflatable sex doll in the likeness of Miley Cyrus called “Finally Mylie”. Unfortunately, if you haven’t purchased your own “girl” yet, you may have to wait awhile. Finally Mylie sold out in under 48 hours.

And no, a “Finally Mylie” sex tape has not been uncovered yet… but the doll is advertised as having “three achey love holes.”

The Cyrus camp is reportedly disgusted by the product, but has not officially filed any lawsuits as of the time of this report. Pipedream, who is no stranger to controversy, is expecting one. The company has released sex doll-equivalents of other celebrities such as Eva Longoria, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Lopez. You can see some of the box art below: Read the rest of this entry »

The 2011 Major League Baseball Season is still fresh and exciting and the amazing girls of Rick’s Cabaret are celebrating by wearing their favorite team’s gear. Oh, don’t worry, they won’t be wearing it for very long when you visit. Check out some of the girls, in various stages of dress, in the gallery below.

Yes, the girls at the favorite gentlemen’s club of the staff of the Howard Stern Show are HUGE baseball fans. When players from the two local baseball clubs, as well as visiting teams’ players, frequent the club on a regular basis, it’s hard not to be a fan. Rumor has it that some of the Yankees found their way over to Rick’s recently. Ok… it’s not a rumor, some Yankees players headed straight to Rick’s Cabaret after playing their season opener according to Rick’s girl Skyler: “We had a visit from a couple of Yankees right after their home opener.” “But we are not allowed to name names. We respect everyone’s privacy,” she explained. Read the rest of this entry »

To celebrate the Anastasia International 2011 calendar and being the industry’s leading International Introduction and Romance Tour Company, the Zoo is giving away TWO 500 credit prize packages, courtesy of Anastasia Sites, to TWO lucky winners.

About Anastasia
Founded in 1993, Anastasia is the industry’s leading International Introduction and Romance Tour Company bringing Western men together with women from Russia & CIS. Anastasia sites count over 100 million online visitors yearly and over 1 million letters exchanged onsite daily. Anastasia has been featured on numerous media outlets including: 48 Hours, The Daily Show, The Howard Stern Show, and Jennie Jones, and has been the subject of news features on ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, CNN, the BBC and publications such as Forbes, Market Watch, Reuters and The Los Angeles Times. News and features about Anastasia have been broadcast in many countries including the U.S., Japan, Germany, The Netherlands, France, Italy, Switzerland, Brazil, Turkey and Australia. Read the rest of this entry »

When I was an adolescent I learned the “rules of engagement”. When chasing, capturing and ultimately concurring the fairer sex there are basic rules all men must stick to. Countless books have been written on the subject of picking up women. Even more texts and journals have been written about managing those relationships once the perfect mate is met.

What most of these tomes do not tell you about is what my friends and I call Rule #354. Simply stated : Rule #354 mandates that you never bed or engage in any way a woman that you would consider more mentally unstable than yourself. This includes temporary insanity due to drug use, alcohol intoxication or menstruation. Read the rest of this entry »

A day after Howard Stern interviewed Twitter co-founder Biz Stone live in the SiriusXM studios, Kathy Griffin took the social networking service to a new level as far as celebrities are concerned. The controversial comedian tweeted a topless pic of herself, wearing just a bikini bottom, to her 730K followers… as well as the rest of the inter-webs.

The picture was received with a wide range of comments from “Ewwwwwww” to “Kathy, you look great for 50″. I think I’m casting my vote on the side of “I’d hit it”. Yes, at 50 years old, Ms. Griffin should be rewarded for keeping her body in shape… with sex from me. Read the rest of this entry »

The critically acclaimed Black Swan was released today on Blu-ray and DVD. We were the first in line to pick up a copy. This film has won every award out there – including Natalie Portman winning an Oscar for best Actress. Yes, it is a great film, but it will drain every drop of testosterone out of your body for all but 3 minutes. The three minutes we are taking about is the combined time of Natalie Portman’s masturbation scene and her introduction to rug munching by Milena “Mila” Markovna Kunis. Kunis does some serious bean flicking. Read the rest of this entry »

Since it’s inception, the TMR Zoo has been bringing you galleries of girls of all kinds… Howard Stern Babes, Candid Beach Bunnies, Babes “of the moment” and even Celebrity nipple slips. Now we’ve delved into another realm: International Calendar girls.

Three months have already been featured in past weeks and now here is another one of the girls that will be featured in Anastasia International‘s 2011 Calendar, featuring the sexy girls YOU could be chatting with RIGHT NOW on Anastasia Date.

Next up is Angelina, Miss August from the AI 2011 Calendar. This green-eyed, chestnut-haired beauty is only 19 years old and stands at 5′-5″. She is a student. Angelina has this to say for all of you guys looking to chat with her: Read the rest of this entry »

I am not getting this. Kristie Alley has made a living later serving up self deprecating humor. The actress has gone from starring on Cheers to breaking CHAIRS with her very noticeable weight gain. Cristie has worked as Jenny Craig’s spokeswoman and starred in the comedy series Fat Actress. Why she flipped out when George Lopez joined her with the fat jokes is beyond me.

George Lopez lampooned Kristie’s appearance on Dancing With The Stars. Lopez compared her to a dancing pig with “little hooves tapping away.” “Before the show, she went to the market and then she had roast beef,” he said, alluding to the pig in the nursery rhyme. I think George was pretty funny. Kristie Alley did not. She viciously attacked back commenting on Lopez’s kidney transplant, his drinking and his divorce. Read the rest of this entry »