Howard Stern: Dave Lampert, Sybian Inventor, Cancels Appearance With Little Lupe Fuentes

Dave Lambert, the inventor of the Sybian sex machine, unfortunately had to cancel his appearance on the Howard Stern Show on Thursday September 23rd, due to a horseback riding injury. Lampert, who is in his late 70’s, recently fell off his horse and broke both his hip and pelvis. The appearance was to feature him and Little Lupe Fuentes riding the Sybian together as he did with Raven Alexis a few months ago… which was critiqued by Stern fans everywhere in the range of super-hot to super-creepy.

Little Lupe has become a recent favorite on the Howard Stern Show, providing Fred Norris with an endless amount of sound bytes of her hot accent. Sal and Richard’s prank call to Bigfoot using her clips became an instant Stern Show classic bit. Mr. Lampert’s original appearance with Raven also provided some sound bytes and catch phrases for the show including the now-infamous “get the poison out” that is infecting news programming around the country and the world.


Per Steve Langford, Howard 100 News reporter, Dave Lampert fully intends to make it back on the Howard Stern Show on SiriusXM, just as soon as he is healthy enough to do so. Howard was bummed by the news, looking forward to the comedy gold that would be created when putting two firecrackers together such as Lupe and Dave.

If you are unfamiliar with Little Lupe Fuentes, there are a few shots below of her from some previous Howard Stern Show appearances. Click any image for a full-sized version:

…and a quick clip of the Latin hottie, describing her vagina as a “machine to make money”:


We’ll keep you updated on the situation. For everything Stern on the TMRzoo, click here.